Could you believe this? Did you think things were going to go this well? Did anyone? I was astonished everyone knew sherry glass from white wine glass. Everyone complimented your tie, stunning they said it looked, couldn't even tell it was a clip on! James Last record didn't even skip, side one ended just as we finished the first course.Ranch dip clung to ripples like it was snow on shingles,waifish guests were in heaven! Leftovers were left to a minimum.Did you see how polite everyone was? such firm handshakes and subtle cologne, subtle cracking of the knees and firm morals with every curtsey, everything really went off without a hitch....
Please! please! don't look at the stain on the couch though !
Could you believe this? Did you think eyes were going to wander so quickly? did anyone? I was Astonished everyone knew cherry koolaid stain from Shiraz stain. Still everyone complimented the tie, something was still going right...
I really, really like this one. It reminds me of a dream I had while I was in Israel, age 2, where i was a hostess for the hostess potato chip cooperation. I was hired to throw a ball but accidently threw it over the balcony...
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