Thursday, April 30, 2009

Thigh Masterpiece Theatre

Side splitting atoms
kidney wall makeover
with assistance from
water flouridation
forever im reminded,
with crystalized eyes
flanking your body.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009



You've turned my belly
into your dissertation

You demigod
overtop of me.

I stared at the steel
the gust of air from oscillation.

I closed my eyes
this better meet
proper qualification

How To USE A Toothbrush

She circled days she wished to remember,
I was opposed.....
Vertically,Diagonally and horizontally.

I let air swoosh in through the mesh screen
(our last line of defense against the cul-de-sac)
turning hair into bouffant clef.

Yet still I couldn't decipher
frequency of sound,
as I gazed at her
brunette contortions.

Appropriate pitch couldn't be gaged by me
in more situations than I could count
on 2 hands and 3 feet.
(rabbits foot around my neck for luck)

Why would it be any different musically?
I shut the window.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Youreeeee so funny you make me want to have LAUGH AND LAUGH in my my coffee instead of HALF AND HALF!

"You know I met Larry Bird once.?"

"Yeah I know dad."


Dumb Bingo!!! Dont You People Know Theres A Killer On This Train!

called yourself a loyalist,
an advocate of colonialism.
I could understand why;

when I held onto your ribs
you felt like an orphan.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

You Gentle Crustacean.

US were numerical counterparts
with 2 many tarty books and 1 out of 4
leaky valves in our hearts.


we threw back our heads
crazed with delight,
she asked "Can you remember when you die?"

we threw back our heads
crazed with delight,
she asked "Who do you really think you are?"

Wednesday, April 15, 2009


Can Our Hot Exhales Mingle
While We Scratch And Bite The Laws
Of Newly Formed Soviet States On Your Neck?

Does Your Whole Body Tingle
As I Form Constellations With Your Beauty Marks
Tracing Fingers Without Neglect Of Planetary Speck?

Did You Know That You Were A Halo?

Turn Off My Clothes
Turn My Skin Into

Ive Been Dumb
Beside Your Body,

"People Fall In Love
With Actions Not Words."

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Introspection Is The Last Thing To Be Found At The Gynecologist!

I exchanged pleasentries with a butcher blade
it made extra lines on my hands with its narrow shade
I wrapped my shirt in seaweed
and said I couldnt swalllow

You left me in a yesterdaze
on the crewcut carpet inthe sushi place
when you come back ill still be here
picking from my teeth the tomor-roe

Thursday, April 9, 2009

I wish my eyes hadnt been circumcized.

It would be nice to maunder around this for once...

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Rational Lethargic

Let the heretic pollinate you
fingers counter clockwise
circle every arcus cloud,
tracing the baby fat
of all converted.

claims of a polyglot
and calling card of misogyny,
hairless stomachs are turned
into Japanese flags, with wine
where umbilical cords were, you
tell us we're being reborn.

You could see it in his hairline,
nobody had ever believed a word of it.
sure he was a coxcomb,
but he was our coxcomb.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Girl Awarded Botched Birth

"Stop Worry So Much! Working Up A Good Sweat's The Best Way To Kick A Cold."

With brass deity in mouth
a normally voluble tongue,
saddles itself with
monotheistic responsibility.

Tongue flicks
line of golden scriptrure
as ink and nylons run
into one another
towards the southern end
of taste receptors.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Tooth Or Consequences

when your body bleeds
and your body lacks colour
we'll intertwine our legs
if everything goes as planned osmosis will
give me your intellect and your indecision.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Sara Palindrome

Could you believe this? Did you think things were going to go this well? Did anyone? I was astonished everyone knew sherry glass from white wine glass. Everyone complimented your tie, stunning they said it looked, couldn't even tell it was a clip on! James Last record didn't even skip, side one ended just as we finished the first course.Ranch dip clung to ripples like it was snow on shingles,waifish guests were in heaven! Leftovers were left to a minimum.Did you see how polite everyone was? such firm handshakes and subtle cologne, subtle cracking of the knees and firm morals with every curtsey, everything really went off without a hitch....

Please! please! don't look at the stain on the couch though !

Could you believe this? Did you think eyes were going to wander so quickly? did anyone? I was Astonished everyone knew cherry koolaid stain from Shiraz stain. Still everyone complimented the tie, something was still going right...

18 Seconds of Conversation

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

An Open Letter

Dear John Goodman,

I have a few modest requests to make upon your death, Firstly may I use your husky bones to make utensils for my home? Secondly may I wear your skin as a fashionable coat to movie premieres and cocktail parties?(of course Ill have to have it tailored for a proper fit, also I was thinking of covering all the stretchmarks with sapphires which I'm sure it will cost me quite a pretty penny)

Lastly may I please have your collection of plaid shirts,I've been wanting to start a home decor business for several years and I believe each one of your working class garments would make for beautiful king size bedspreads.

Thank you for taking the time to read my request Mr.Goodman I'm sure you receive similar ones everyday.

Yours Truly,

Daniel Wilson


colour the arrows
That lead to snow
all our sapience and sentience
beneath our toes
wrapped and knotted
in bevy down undertows

Harness the supple
linguist inside you
for one more night
of decembers salted dew
before we eradicate What you already knew.

clear the narrowed
and wet cobblestone
all our patience and meekness
taken with her cracked veneer
and throaty tone