Thursday, April 30, 2009

Thigh Masterpiece Theatre

Side splitting atoms
kidney wall makeover
with assistance from
water flouridation
forever im reminded,
with crystalized eyes
flanking your body.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

kayfabeeeeeeeee


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You've turned my belly
into your dissertation

You demigod
overtop of me.

I stared at the steel
the gust of air from oscillation.

I closed my eyes
this better meet
proper qualification

How To USE A Toothbrush

She circled days she wished to remember,
I was opposed.....
Vertically,Diagonally and horizontally.

I let air swoosh in through the mesh screen
(our last line of defense against the cul-de-sac)
turning hair into bouffant clef.

Yet still I couldn't decipher
frequency of sound,
as I gazed at her
brunette contortions.

Appropriate pitch couldn't be gaged by me
in more situations than I could count
on 2 hands and 3 feet.
(rabbits foot around my neck for luck)

Why would it be any different musically?
I shut the window.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Youreeeee so funny you make me want to have LAUGH AND LAUGH in my my coffee instead of HALF AND HALF!


"You know I met Larry Bird once.?"

"Yeah I know dad."

"WELL YOU SURE DONT ACT LIKE IT!"

Dumb Bingo!!! Dont You People Know Theres A Killer On This Train!

called yourself a loyalist,
an advocate of colonialism.
I could understand why;

when I held onto your ribs
you felt like an orphan.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

You Gentle Crustacean.

US were numerical counterparts
with 2 many tarty books and 1 out of 4
leaky valves in our hearts.