"Stop Worry So Much! Working Up A Good Sweat's The Best Way To Kick A Cold."

With brass deity in mouth
a normally voluble tongue,
saddles itself with
monotheistic responsibility.

Tongue flicks
line of golden scriptrure
as ink and nylons run
into one another
towards the southern end
of taste receptors.

Tooth Or Consequences

when your body bleeds
and your body lacks colour
we'll intertwine our legs
if everything goes as planned osmosis will
give me your intellect and your indecision.

S.S.pecial B-Day

Sara Palindrome

Could you believe this? Did you think things were going to go this well? Did anyone? I was astonished everyone knew sherry glass from white wine glass. Everyone complimented your tie, stunning they said it looked, couldn't even tell it was a clip on! James Last record didn't even skip, side one ended just as we finished the first course.Ranch dip clung to ripples like it was snow on shingles,waifish guests were in heaven! Leftovers were left to a minimum.Did you see how polite everyone was? such firm handshakes and subtle cologne, subtle cracking of the knees and firm morals with every curtsey, everything really went off without a hitch....

Please! please! don't look at the stain on the couch though !

Could you believe this? Did you think eyes were going to wander so quickly? did anyone? I was Astonished everyone knew cherry koolaid stain from Shiraz stain. Still everyone complimented the tie, something was still going right...

18 Seconds of Conversation

An Open Letter

Dear John Goodman,

I have a few modest requests to make upon your death, Firstly may I use your husky bones to make utensils for my home? Secondly may I wear your skin as a fashionable coat to movie premieres and cocktail parties?(of course Ill have to have it tailored for a proper fit, also I was thinking of covering all the stretchmarks with sapphires which I'm sure it will cost me quite a pretty penny)

Lastly may I please have your collection of plaid shirts,I've been wanting to start a home decor business for several years and I believe each one of your working class garments would make for beautiful king size bedspreads.

Thank you for taking the time to read my request Mr.Goodman I'm sure you receive similar ones everyday.

Yours Truly,

Daniel Wilson

Dont Put That In Your Mouth ! THERE IS SO MUCH INK ON THAT PAPER!

colour the arrows
That lead to snow
all our sapience and sentience
beneath our toes
wrapped and knotted
in bevy down undertows

Harness the supple
linguist inside you
for one more night
of decembers salted dew
before we eradicate What you already knew.

clear the narrowed
and wet cobblestone
all our patience and meekness
taken with her cracked veneer
and throaty tone